hello waiter can i get a milkshake, hold the boys

"So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes."

A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

(Source: loh-lee-tah)

this is my life, my everything, my favourite album, warrior.

(Source: queenkesha)


i played a video game once and now im gay and i kill people



are you guys really going to make me blacklist the word ‘metaphor’ are you really


i hate everything u choose to be


so season 2 of Hannibal is basically him realizing that framing Will means Will might die and going “wait no”


remember when the avengers was new?

remember how exciting it was to finally have some of our favorite superheros interacting in one movie?

remember getting chills during this scene?


remember feeling like a superhero when the screen went black and the credit music came on?

Please never forget how special The Avengers is. 


i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(Source: eternal-weekend)